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My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old conundrum of having a 'spiritually bankrupt' wallet and a 'financially empty' soul! 🤣💸 Perhaps a little retail therapy could fill that void…or at least help us forget about it momentarily! 😉"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged crisis, empty, existential, existential crisis, financial, financial struggle, humor, irony, joke, just, money, soul, struggle, wallet on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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