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My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

Commentary:
Oh, downward dog-gone it! 🧘‍♂️🍸 Looks like your yoga class took a twist worthy of the corkscrew pose! 🌀 Time for a new instructor who can find their balance, both on and off the mat! 😉 #TipsyTreePose

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged awkward, drunk, exercise, fitness, humor, instructor, me, position, put, today, yoga on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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