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My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

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Oh, downward dog-gone it! ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿธ Looks like your yoga class took a twist worthy of the corkscrew pose! ๐ŸŒ€ Time for a new instructor who can find their balance, both on and off the mat! ๐Ÿ˜‰ #TipsyTreePose



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