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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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So I just keep making dinner? Every night of my life? For forever?

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I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

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Every email sent to me should end with ‘but if your tummy is hurting, don’t worry about it.’

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I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

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Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

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No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

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Wake up, there’s overthinking to be done.

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Eventually, kids get old enough to see which parent was the problem.

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In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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Really miss the drama of being able to angrily shut a flip phone.

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Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.

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The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

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Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

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My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

So I just keep making dinner? Every night of my life? For forever?

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

Every email sent to me should end with ‘but if your tummy is hurting, don’t worry about it.’

I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

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Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

I’m about to start telling people, “As long as that makes sense to you,” when they say shit that doesn’t make sense to me.

God forbid a girl uses shopping as her coping mechanism.

Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

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I bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they adore.

Getting a wax is wild, like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like it’s nothing.

Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

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Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

Please stop assuming that too many em dashes mean AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!

Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

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Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship.

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

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I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

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