My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Oh, downward dog-gone it! 🧘♂️🍸 Looks like your yoga class took a twist worthy of the corkscrew pose! 🌀 Time for a new instructor who can find their balance, both on and off the mat! 😉 #TipsyTreePose Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga. Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog. I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead. You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert. So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.
