Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

5 months ago

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"Looking for a Dorito fairy godmother to save my snacks and my pages from disaster 👸🏻🧀📚 But sorry weirdos, we have standards in this literary kingdom! 👑🚫"

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