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You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

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My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

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If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

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Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

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"Seriously, Google Maps, I love living life on the edge, but not THAT close to it! ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ Better not turn left into chaos, thanks! ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚"



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