Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

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I can feel your energy from two planets away.

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Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

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Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

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Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

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Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

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I’m sick of the Microsoft Authenticator. Like, who would be logging in to do my work?

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Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

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Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

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I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

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Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.