Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNext time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Are you a software update, because not now! Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent. Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.