Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.
  • Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.
  • There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.
  • I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.
  • Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.
  • They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.