Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don't want to… I'll Do It Later 😅💤 #ProcrastinationChampion" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.” I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does. I want the dreams to chase me for once. I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise. November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.