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The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

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The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

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First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

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Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

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I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

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If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

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Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.