No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

Commentary:
“Ah, the classic case of unrequited love! It seems like the only men interested in you are the ones you’re not interested in – the irony! 🙅‍♂️😅 Maybe it’s time to start a ‘No Interest Club’ for all the admirers you’d rather not have!”

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