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My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

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I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

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My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

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Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

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Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

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You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

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I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

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Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

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My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

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I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.