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I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

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Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

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Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

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Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

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If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

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God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

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Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

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Stretching isn’t enough, I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos.

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I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

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Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.