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A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

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Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

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Y’all be riding them bikes in the street like I don’t gotta look up my next song.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

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Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

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Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.

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I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

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Spreading quickly via Facebook:

My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Work is the worst video game ever.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left open, loud noises, and people.

Trending via Reddit:

Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

Live now on TikTok:

At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

Going viral on Discord:

Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

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Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

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My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

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The most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy.

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I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

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A collective orgasm would fix the world.

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88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Multitask? I can barely unitask.

19 shares on Threads this month:

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

75 shares on WeChat this month:

I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

39 shares on TikTok this month:

I came up with my passwords when I was 12, and never looked back.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

100 shares on Telegram this month:

Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

23 shares on Reddit this month:

I put the mess in domestic.

84 shares on Facebook this month:

The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

91 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

74 shares on Discord this month:

You should be able to call in sad to work.

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Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

The most romantic minds of our time are being subjected to situationships.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Chill, folks, it’s just a simulation.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

I hate texting someone something freaky at night, and they reply in the morning like it’s still the vibe. Shut up. The sun’s out. I’m pure again.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

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Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

Seen just now on WeChat:

Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.

Seen just now on Reddit:

My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

Live now on Slack:

I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

Breaking via WeChat:

When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

Making waves on Threads:

We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

Trending via YouTube:

Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

Making waves on X:

Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

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Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

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Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

The most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy.

I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

A collective orgasm would fix the world.

The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

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