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I remember sex. That was cool.

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โ€œSeize the day!โ€ No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

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I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

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Not right now. Iโ€™m manifesting.

Witty quote about procrastination and manifestation humorously emphasizing delay.

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Channeling my inner wizard, please hold! ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธโœจ



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