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When that (1) appears, I *totally* relate… it's like my computer's way of telling me it's ready to start a file-naming sequel trilogy 🎬😅📂

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Women are like apples; I like biting them.

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Another fine day ruined by waking up.

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Sobriety: because my standards got tired of lowering themselves.

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Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

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