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Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

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I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance. Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid.

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Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

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I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked.

4 weeks ago
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You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

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People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible.

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I hope this email blows your head smoove off.

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I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

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Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

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Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

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Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

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This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

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“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

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Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.

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My diet was going really well until I woke up.

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Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

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Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

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I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

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If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.

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Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance. Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid.

Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked.

You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible.

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My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool.

Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.

Imagine if all the money spent on AI was spent on trains.

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Reverse cowgirl because you made me mad, and I can’t even look at you right now.

Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.

Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

Attention to detail is so sexy, study me, baby.

I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.

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I lied, I’m jealous. I hope every girl who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor.

I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.

That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

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Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

What’s my net worth? Buddy, I don’t own a net.

Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

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I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance. Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid.

Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked.

You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

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