Not today, Satan, but next week works. Commentary:Sounds good, SatanโI'll pencil you in for next Tuesday! ๐ ๐๐ Related Funny Posts ๐ค I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you. โWhatโs your 5-year plan?โ Iโll probably go to the movies next week, I think. People are always saying โnot today, Satanโ but what if we just hear him out. Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week. August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.