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Not today, Satan, but next week works.

Not today, Satan, but next week works.

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Sounds good, Satanโ€”I'll pencil you in for next Tuesday! ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged delay, devil, humor, next, procrastination, refusal, sarcasm, Satan, scheduling, today, week, works on Nov 11, 2025 by slickboy.

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