Not today, Satan, but next week works. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds good, SatanโI'll pencil you in for next Tuesday! ๐ ๐๐ Related Funny Quotes ๐ค People are always saying โnot today, Satanโ but what if we just hear him out. โWhatโs your 5-year plan?โ Iโll probably go to the movies next week, I think. In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan. Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.” Satan: โIโd tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and donโt wanna see you everyday.โ