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Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

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My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

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I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

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The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

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Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

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They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

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I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

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Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

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Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

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I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.