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  • I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.
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  • I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”
  • I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.
  • If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?
  • You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.