Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Peanut butter is my true soulmate; bread is just the third wheel! π₯β€οΈπ Related funny posts π A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me. There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink. I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter Iβve eaten. I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused. The person who invented butter really understood humans.