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Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.

Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.

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Peanut butter is my true soulmate; bread is just the third wheel! 🥜❤️🍞

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bond, break, butter, food, food love, friendship, humor, love, me, nothing, peanut, peanut butter on Sep 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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