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Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

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I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

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I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

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So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

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Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

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Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

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49 shares on Telegram this month:

Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

58 shares on Facebook this month:

Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

26 shares on Snapchat this month:

When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.

76 shares on Facebook this month:

“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

13 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

12 shares on WeChat this month:

I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

74 shares on Threads this month:

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

99 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

42 shares on Messenger this month:

In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.

60 shares on Facebook this month:

I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

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I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

I put the “sexy” in “dyslexic.”

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

Pouring Diet Coke directly into my gunshot wound.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

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Seen just now on TikTok:

Tired of my landlord depending on my rent. Bro, get a job.

Making waves on Discord:

Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

Just shared via Telegram:

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

Seen just now on YouTube:

80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

Going viral on Discord:

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I, unfortunately, was born without any interest in Avatar.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

Shared recently on Slack:

Girls be like, “I hate this man,” then have sex with him.

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Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

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Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

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