November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

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Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

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Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

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They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

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I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

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My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

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Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

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Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

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Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

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It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

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I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.