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Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can…

Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can…

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🎄🎉 Forget the holidays, it's time to give my posts the attention they truly deserve! Who needs Christmas cheer when you have your own social media brilliance to share, am I right? Priorities, people! 😂 #PostOverPresents #SelfieSeason

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged celebration, Christmas, focus, humor, matter, new, new year, posts, priorities, self-promotion, things, year on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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