Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

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I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

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I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

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What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

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Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.

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What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

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Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

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I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

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Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

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Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

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My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”