On the next episode of Hoarders, they visit my subconscious. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Next on Hoarders: a tour of all my questionable life choices! πππ Related Funny Quotes π€ I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say βI was reading aboutβ instead of βI saw on an episode of Love Islandβ Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!” Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isnβt that dirty after all. Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode. Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.