One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice. Posted onSep 22, 20233 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppOne day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.” At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add? The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat! Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza. There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.
