Trendy Funny Quotes

  • When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
  • He who laughs last didn’t get it.
  • Shopping is the only exercise I need.
  • Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.
  • All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.
  • Blink if you want me!