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One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then…

One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then…

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"From pizza prince(ss) to salad royalty, the journey of culinary transformation is real 🍕➡️🥗 Embracing the green life with celery and kale juice at 30 – who knew adulthood came with such leafy responsibilities! 🌿😂 #PizzaToSaladGlowUp"

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  • Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.
This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 30, adulthood, age, celery, day, diet, eating, food, humor, kale, lunch, pizza, salad on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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