Onion rings? I’m answering. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When life gives you onions, make sure they come with a side of rings! 🧅🔔😋 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer. Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion. I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion. Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out. Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.