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Onion rings? I’m answering.

Onion rings? I’m answering.

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When life gives you onions, make sure they come with a side of rings! 🧅🔔😋

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged answer, answering, food, humor, joke, onion, onion ring, ring, rings on Aug 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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