Onion rings? I’m answering. Commentary:When life gives you onions, make sure they come with a side of rings! 🧅🔔😋 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer. Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion. The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me. Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out. I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.