Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Women will be like “I know a spot,” and then take you directly to hell.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

Not to brag, but my date returned after using the restroom.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

Trust my gut? The thing that can’t even handle milk.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,753

Funny Quotes Topics

17,766

Funny Quotes Images

15,753

Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

3,299

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Twitch:

If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

Making waves on Messenger:

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

Live now on Slack:

Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

Trending via Snapchat:

The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

Going viral on Slack:

Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

Seen just now on WeChat:

A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

Live now on Messenger:

Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

Making waves on WeChat:

Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

Going viral on TikTok:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

Ordering 600 pizzas from Washington, D.C., to rug pull on Polymarket.

1 day ago

Funny Quotes

Humorous quote about ordering countless pizzas and a sneaky market move.

Download image ↓

Commentary:
Remind me to invite you to my next pizza party, but I'll stick to local deliveries! 🍕😂🚚

cryptocurrency, d.c., food, food order, manipulation, market, market manipulation, order, ordering, pizza, Polymarket, prank, pull, rug, rug pull, scam, Washington, Washington D.C.

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

Funny Quotes Collections

✨ New Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

20 shares on Discord this month:

Just told my cat I’d give her 500 bucks to stop meowing.

84 shares on Telegram this month:

Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

98 shares on Facebook this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

49 shares on Pinterest this month:

“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

25 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You honestly gotta believe in yourself so much that it’s borderline delusional.

21 shares on Messenger this month:

My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

20 shares on X this month:

Liking someone who likes you back is probably really good for your mental health.

45 shares on Twitch this month:

Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

38 shares on Twitch this month:

(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

81 shares on Pinterest this month:

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

Adults chasing the popularity they missed out on as teenagers are the worst.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WhatsApp:

All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

Trending via Slack:

I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

Just shared via Instagram:

I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

Making waves on Reddit:

Can we skip to the rich part?

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I really can’t wait until it all works out.

Spotted on TikTok:

My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

Going viral on Discord:

Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

Just landed via WeChat:

Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction.

Shared recently on Threads:

SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

Ordering 600 pizzas from Washington, D.C., to rug pull on Polymarket.

I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

The day your kids stop waking up early on the weekend is the same day your body stops letting you sleep in.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

Ordering 600 pizzas from Washington, D.C., to rug pull on Polymarket.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

I wonder if my guardian angel and my future husband’s guardian angel are in a group chat trying to coordinate.

The day your kids stop waking up early on the weekend is the same day your body stops letting you sleep in.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨