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The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

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Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

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Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

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If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

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The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

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I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

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Not to brag, but I’ve done nothing for several hours.

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A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

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I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

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How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

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I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

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Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!

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I’m not here to offend anyone; I’m here to offend everyone.

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Men be like “I hate drama,” and then have love triangles, secret babies, a wife, side chick, ex that’s still around, breadcrumbs, and unhealed trauma.

Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

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“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

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Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

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Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

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His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

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Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

1 month ago

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That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

2 months ago

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When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

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I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

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Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

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The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

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I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

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My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

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Facebook is extremely over-engineered for a birthday reminder app.

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I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible.

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Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

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Trying to watch a superhero movie without stressing about the infrastructure damage to the city.

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I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

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Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

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It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

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I want this laziness removed from my body.

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Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

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Going from “I can fix her” to “I don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer.

British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

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If you’re a dude and you’re having a bad day, just remember, no one cares.

Imagine you go bowling by yourself and you go sit down, but it’s your turn again.

I went from dancing with myself in the 80s to talking to myself now.

Just stay single, y’all… I’m here apologizing for taking a nap.

In the baking aisle, booing everyone buying imitation vanilla extract.

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It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

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The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

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Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

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