Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

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I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

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I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

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Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

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Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

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That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

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This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

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That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

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“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

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Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

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I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.