Settling down and getting married so I can finally meet the au pair of my dreams. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Being a baby in a stroller under the plastic cover when it’s raining must be a major vibe. Posted onMay 29, 2026
The Boomers are starting to realize that selling what they have requires someone to buy it. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Old people won’t listen to you, but will trust a scam caller with their whole chest. Posted onMay 29, 2026
You ever hold an iPhone without a case on it? You can almost feel its eagerness to toss itself onto some pavement. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Deleting my Call of Duty account so the army can’t see my potential, and I don’t get drafted. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Just once, I’d like to experience the confidence of a goose walking directly into traffic. Posted onMay 29, 2026
The official signal to go to sleep isn’t yawning. It’s dropping your phone directly onto your own face. Posted onMay 29, 2026