People say 70-80 year olds are unemployable because of mental decline, yet somehow they’re running all the countries. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Al guys are like, “We can’t use it to cure cancer, but we can suck all the joy and purpose out of life so that dying isn’t sad.” Posted onMay 29, 2026
Dear algorithm, please show this post only to smart people with a refined sense of beauty. Posted onMay 29, 2026
My mom recently asked me how to take a screenshot. At first, I laughed, but then I remembered she taught me how to tie my shoes. Posted onMay 29, 2026
I used to really want to be understood. Now I mainly just want things like snacks and juice. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Sometimes I wish I was a millennial, so I could talk about sex with my friends. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Doc, if I can vibecode anything and everyone else can vibecode anything, then what’s my competitive advantage? Posted onMay 29, 2026
Unpopular opinion: Greek mythology needs more live-action movies. I’m tired of re-watching Percy Jackson. Posted onMay 29, 2026
And today, just like every day, I learned something new . . . but I’m old, so I forgot what it was already. Posted onMay 29, 2026
We are the last generation of programmers who know the deadly feeling of seeing the exact problem in our code, on Stack Overflow, with 0 answers. Posted onMay 29, 2026
That friend who asks too many personal questions? He’s not concerned. He’s collecting. Posted onMay 29, 2026
One thing I expect that we will learn from the vibe coding era is that most ‘idea guys’ don’t actually have very good ideas. Posted onMay 29, 2026
The amount of people who “find God” after doing something evil needs to be studied. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Being depressed is so embarrassing. It’s like, look at me, guys. I have nothing positive to say, and I make everything miserable. Posted onMay 29, 2026