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“I’m gonna decide everyone’s pronouns and sexuality tonight. And, yes, there will be some big surprises.”

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The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

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When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

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I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

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I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

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In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

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Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.