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Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

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Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

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Dear Santa, Money!

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Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

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“You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

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“I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.