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I love when my friends have quiet boyfriends. Like, girl, your dog is so good, sis.

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This whole week could have been an email.

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Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Nosferatu implies the existence of a Yesferatu.

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Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

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Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

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I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

Just shared via Pinterest:

Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

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“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

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With great power comes a great electricity bill.

Spotted on Reddit:

Accidentally falling asleep on the couch is somehow always the best sleep.

Trending via WeChat:

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

Going viral on Facebook:

Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

People don’t hate working, they hate working and still being poor.

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Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

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“NOT dishwasher safe!” You’ll be okay, buddy, just do your best in there.

2 months ago

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My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life.

2 months ago

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Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

2 months ago

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Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

2 months ago

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I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

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74 shares on Threads this month:

Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

32 shares on Twitch this month:

Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

93 shares on WeChat this month:

Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.

31 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored.

83 shares on WeChat this month:

The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn’t beef there.

27 shares on Messenger this month:

If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

34 shares on WeChat this month:

If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.

28 shares on Facebook this month:

My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Over Christmas, some bastard has snuck into my house, gone into my wardrobe, stolen my work trousers, and replaced them with a smaller pair.

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Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

A weekend spent doing nothing is a weekend well spent.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Even wild things have slow mornings.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

I stopped adding “Let me know if you have any more questions!” to my emails because don’t email me again.

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Unfollowers, take me with you!

Going viral on Reddit:

The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

Seen just now on Discord:

I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

Just shared via YouTube:

I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

Just landed via Reddit:

The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

Going bananas on YouTube:

I always do my best sleeping in the 10 minutes before my alarm goes off.

Shared recently on Threads:

Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

Going viral on Snapchat:

I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Sorry, I can’t tonight. I’m busy taking things personally.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My mayor is Muslim, my bagels are Jewish, my Dior is Christian.

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Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

“NOT dishwasher safe!” You’ll be okay, buddy, just do your best in there.

My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life.

Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

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