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Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

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Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

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Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

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Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

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Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

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Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.

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If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

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Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother, and we should respect her.

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“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

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The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

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Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored.

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Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

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It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

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You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer’s Paradox.

People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

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I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

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I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

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Playing Mortal Kombat at an arcade in the 90’s would fix me.

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Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

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The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

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Why is sleeping at night so hard, but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft, fluffy cloud while Adele sings you a lullaby?

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Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

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Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

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Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

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Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination!

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I’m that person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

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The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

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They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

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I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

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Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

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I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

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Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

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Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

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Playing Mortal Kombat at an arcade in the 90’s would fix me.

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I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.

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I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb.

Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

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The reward for doing really good work is more work.

Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

The first step to recovery is addiction.

I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

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Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

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