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Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

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Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

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I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

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Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.