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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making, and now, I can’t read anything.

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Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

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Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

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Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

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“Is there anything else I can assist you with today?” No, just that one thing you couldn’t assist me with, thanks.

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Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

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The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

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Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

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Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

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Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.