People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Cluck cluck! I'm suddenly craving some chicken nuggets 🍗🐔 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks. If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan? Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care. When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.” Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.