Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Dreaming of a nap on a pizza roll mattress, but I might eat my bed! 😴🍕 Related funny posts 😂 The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat! Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny. Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress. I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge. Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.