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My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

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People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

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Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

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With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

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When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

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The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

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Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

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I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

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I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

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Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.