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More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

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The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

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Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

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I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

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Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

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Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

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I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

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I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

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“23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.