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Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

I’m not mad, I just hope your socks slide off in your shoe all day.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on social media every day.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Every time I turn around, it’s Monday.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

I just be giggling, then start thinking about bills and remember ain’t nothing funny.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name?

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Female rage is your handbag continuously slipping off your shoulder.

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Making waves on TikTok:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

Just shared via LinkedIn:

People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Feeling like a bug without his rug.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

Shared recently on YouTube:

My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

Just shared via Discord:

In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Just realised if I have a kid, they’re likely to see the year 2100… WTF?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

Just shared via Twitch:

You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

3 weeks ago

Humorous quote about police cars playing ice cream truck music during minor stops.

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How amusing would it be to have a light-hearted twist during a potentially tense situation? 🚓🍦 Imagine the sound of the ice cream truck jingle luring you in, only to be greeted by the flashing lights of a police car.🎵😅 It might just turn a stressful moment into a quirky memory!

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75 shares on YouTube this month:

I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

31 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

38 shares on Discord this month:

I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

52 shares on Messenger this month:

If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

75 shares on Slack this month:

I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

86 shares on Reddit this month:

Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

61 shares on Snapchat this month:

Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

20 shares on Instagram this month:

Sounds like you are suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

54 shares on WeChat this month:

The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

72 shares on Threads this month:

I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

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Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here.

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I’ve been thinking. Is ‘fat’ short for anything? Like an old word or something?

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My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

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With great power comes a great electricity bill.

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Stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they’ve killed my spirit.

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Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

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Alexa, tell Roomba to get the spider.

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Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

Waking up early is always beneficial. You just gotta make it past those first 10 minutes of being irritated.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

If Microsoft Edge is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you can be brave enough to ask that girl out.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Snapchat:

Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

Breaking via WeChat:

Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

Just landed via Facebook:

Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

Just landed via Reddit:

Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

Breaking via Slack:

The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

Shared recently on Slack:

Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

Trending via WhatsApp:

Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

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