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Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

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An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

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Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

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I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

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I hope this email kills us both.

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If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

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I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

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I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

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How do I un-know people?

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Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.