Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.

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You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

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“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

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Is Mercury in reggaeton?

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

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Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

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Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.