Real lovers are currently single, by the way. Posted on8 hours ago8 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:True love is just on a really long coffee break βοΈππ Related Funny Posts π€ You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. Itβs amazing, when itβs your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries. Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between. Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.