Real lovers are currently single, by the way. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:True love is just on a really long coffee break βοΈππ Related funny posts π My wife screamed βyou havenβt listened to a single word Iβve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation. Coffee doesnβt even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game. Listen to the birds, not the news. I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire. My summer body has been pending for about ten years.