Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

Commentary:
“Looks like this pun-loving rebel is playing hardball at the family table! ♠️🎰♣️ Who knew a simple name change could make all the difference in attending a family affair? 😄 #SlotShamingForTheWin”

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