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  • If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.
  • I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”
  • If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.
  • I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.
  • Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.
  • Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.