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Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always…

Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always…

Commentary:
Oh, absolutely! 🎸🎤🚌 Missing out on your city during a tour must mean they heard about that embarrassing dance move you did at their last concert! 💃🕺 So next time, maybe keep those jazz hands in check, or they might "accidentally" skip your town again! 😉🎵

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, band, city, disappointment, feelings, hate, humor, music, personal, remember, tour on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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