Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

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I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

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I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

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Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

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When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

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Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

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I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

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Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

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The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

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I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.