Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

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I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

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“We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

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I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

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I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

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I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

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Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

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The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start.

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Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

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My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.