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  • This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.
  • The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.
  • I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.
  • Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.
  • Ruining the Olympics for my fiancĂŠe by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.
  • In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.