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Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

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🤣 Ah, the rebellious thrill of sharpening a pencil at the bin! It was our little act of defiance, our moment of clandestine coolness in the schoolyard. Who needs a cigarette break when you've got a freshly sharpened #2 pencil, right? Childhood priorities at their finest! 🚬📝

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, bin, break, childhood, cigarette, equivalent, humor, nostalgia, pencil, school, sharpening, taking on Nov 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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