Shaved my bush and went down a pants size. Commentary:Suddenly discovered the secret to instant weight loss! Who knew a trim could double as a wardrobe upgrade? 🌿✂️👖🤣 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life. I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now. Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants. Engaging in deforestation (trimming my bush). All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.