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Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

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Suddenly discovered the secret to instant weight loss! Who knew a trim could double as a wardrobe upgrade? 🌿✂️👖🤣

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged body, body grooming, bush, fashion, grooming, humor, loss, pants, pants size, shave, shaved, size, weight, weight loss on Nov 11, 2025 by slickboy.

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