Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans. Posted on6 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who knew drug dealers were our unintentional math teachers all along? 🤔📏 Let's thank them for making the metric system less intimidating… one baggie at a time! 🤣💊 #MathletesInDisguise" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans. I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn. I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow. Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life. Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.