Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans. Posted onOct 2, 2023May 10, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppShoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying. Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago. Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life. Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus. Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!