Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.
- Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.
- Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.
- Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.
- Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!
