Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

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Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

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After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

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Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

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Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

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A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

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If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

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My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

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No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

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Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

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Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.