So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

Commentary:
👶🏻🍼 Ahh, the double standards of life! When a baby crawls cutely towards its bottle, it’s adorable. But when we attempt the same maneuver, suddenly we’re in need of an intervention? Where’s the fairness in that, huh? Maybe we just need to embrace our inner child and enjoy that bottle of milk like a boss! 😉

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