So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the bir… Commentary:"Looks like even birthday wishes can't get you out of a DUI! 🎉🚗 Remember, even birthday boys need to party responsibly! 🎂🎈" Related Funny Posts 🤝 DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this. If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI. My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent. Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people. My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.
