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Home Funny Quotes So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.
Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
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So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you're the birthday boy.

Commentary:
"Looks like even birthday wishes can't get you out of a DUI! 🎉🚗 Remember, even birthday boys need to party responsibly! 🎂🎈"

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