So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.
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"Looks like even birthday wishes can't get you out of a DUI! πŸŽ‰πŸš— Remember, even birthday boys need to party responsibly! πŸŽ‚πŸŽˆ"

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