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55 shares on Messenger this month:

Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

10 shares on X this month:

Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

84 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The worst part about being an adult is that no matter how sad you get, the show must go on.

73 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

92 shares on WeChat this month:

Before cell phones, if you were bored in public, you had to flip a nickel in the air over and over.

67 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Living la vida taco!

86 shares on YouTube this month:

Caveman bartender: “This one’s on the cave.”

44 shares on Telegram this month:

Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

43 shares on Slack this month:

Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

81 shares on Telegram this month:

Bursting into a million bats the second I see you.

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Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he/hee.”

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

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After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

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Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

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I need an Apple Watch that tracks when my patience runs out.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

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The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

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Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

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Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

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I need a vaccine against overthinking.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

Spotted on Facebook:

Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

Breaking via YouTube:

I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

Spotted on Messenger:

Mornings would be fine if they started later.

Spotted on Threads:

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

Spotted on Telegram:

Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

Going bananas on Messenger:

I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

Just landed via Twitch:

All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

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So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

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So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

Keep the laugh going 😂

“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

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