So my wife goes, “It’s not you — it’s me.” Obviously written by ChatGPT. Posted on5 hours ago5 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your relationship update gets outsourced to AI 😂🤖✍️ Related Funny Posts 🤝 Hey, I’ve been thinking, and I think you should think for me. My summer body has been pending for about ten years. Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis. Toxic girlfriend who goes through her boyfriend’s calculator app and asks why he’s doing the equations he’s doing. My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.