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Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

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What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

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I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

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If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

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My dad’s handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

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It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

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The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

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I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

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Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

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I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.