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"Apparently, the stress ball is meant for squishing, not launching! 🤔 Maybe we should stick to deep breaths instead of aiming for accuracy. 😂 #stressmanagementgoneawry"

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25 shares on WeChat this month:

If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

94 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

29 shares on Discord this month:

“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

18 shares on Pinterest this month:

It’s important to follow your significant other around the grocery store, not helping, and only hovering like the specter of death.

83 shares on Messenger this month:

I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

51 shares on Reddit this month:

Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

58 shares on Threads this month:

I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

83 shares on Instagram this month:

Banks should have a gold bar that you can go in and touch when you feel poor.

96 shares on Discord this month:

Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

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Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

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Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

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There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.

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Sarcastically saying “you’re welcome” to the people who don’t say thank you when I hold the door for them is something I’ll never stop doing.

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I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

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I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

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As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

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I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

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I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

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The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

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Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an iPad.

Breaking via Instagram:

Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

Just landed via Discord:

This year, the feliz is not navidading.

Spotted on Slack:

I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

Live now on Discord:

When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

Spotted on Snapchat:

My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

Going viral on Slack:

I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime.

Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

Why do babies cry when they are tired? Like, just go to sleep, bro, no one is stopping you.

Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

Keep the laugh going 😂

Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime.

Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

Why do babies cry when they are tired? Like, just go to sleep, bro, no one is stopping you.

Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you.

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