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"Apparently, the stress ball is meant for squishing, not launching! 🤔 Maybe we should stick to deep breaths instead of aiming for accuracy. 😂 #stressmanagementgoneawry"

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55 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

79 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

62 shares on Discord this month:

The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

53 shares on Threads this month:

The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

81 shares on Discord this month:

When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

66 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

42 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Nighttime is when I remember that one weird thing I said in 6th grade, and feel bad about it forever.

89 shares on Pinterest this month:

I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

44 shares on Snapchat this month:

Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

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I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

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All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

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Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

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Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

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I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

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Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

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Software engineers are the dumbest smart people I’ve ever met.

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Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

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All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

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I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

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The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

Spotted on Discord:

I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

Going bananas on Threads:

Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol.

Just shared via Slack:

If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

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Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

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Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

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I’m just going to be hotter. It’s easier than being nicer.

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Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

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All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

Making waves on Threads:

I always stop the microwave before it beeps because it’s not the boss of me.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

Are you gonna call me beautiful today, or do I need to go to the gas station?

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

Keep the laugh going 😂

You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

Are you gonna call me beautiful today, or do I need to go to the gas station?

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

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