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"Apparently, the stress ball is meant for squishing, not launching! 🤔 Maybe we should stick to deep breaths instead of aiming for accuracy. 😂 #stressmanagementgoneawry"

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Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

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I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

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I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

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Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

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My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

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I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

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You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

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A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

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It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for a cauliflower cake, and I reported them for harmful content.

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If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

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I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

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One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

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That awkward moment between birth and death.

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Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

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I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

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I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

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All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

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Please stop assuming that too many em dashes mean AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!

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Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

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Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

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Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

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I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

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Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

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Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

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Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

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This December is not Decembering like the other Decembers Decembered.

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My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

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To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

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I will improve my life after I doom scroll a little more. Yes.

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Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

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Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

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Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name?

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Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

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You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

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Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

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Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

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